empressjosephinedidthat:

That time that Josephine demanded half of Italy during the divorce proceedings.

1 month ago ( 16124 notes ) + via /source
#amanda

mega-perv-extraordinaire:

Kenneth Branagh, Craig Ferguson and european homosexual subtext.

Possibly the best interview ever conducted known to man.

"I can remember the only thing I could do was write. Ken had an old black cashmere dressing gown I’d given him one Christmas, and he was gone – he wasn’t living at home – and I used to put it on and crawl from the bedroom to the computer and sit and write. Then I was all right because I was not present. And Sense and Sensibility really saved me from going under."
-Emma Thompson

cakesandfail:

otpprompts:

Imagine Person A of your OTP is a werewolf. Oddly enough, the closer it gets to a full moon, the more mannerisms of a dog they display! (Bonus points if, as a joke, Person B buys them chew toys) 

guys

willwolf

2 months ago ( 298 notes ) + via /source
#AMANDA

zanetehaiden:

You have no idea how much more bearable you made every single day

2 months ago ( 86 notes ) + via /source
#Amanda #Bianca #All of you

fuckdanielmaitland:

There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.

anon-loki:

wiseass-mechanic:

basically when I find an RP partner with similar interests and writing style and everything works perfectly: mine. mine forever. go away other people. you can’t have.

image

9 months ago ( 11103 notes ) + via
#amanda #oops what

liketheesun:

thetallblacknerd:

tarynel:

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

This turned me on

I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant

i love this

1 year ago ( 346621 notes ) + via /source
#amanda #i mean what

larry-stylinson-is-my-life:

all-four-cheekbones:

daftwithoneshoe:

Shut up. I needed a kitten stealing a pancake on my blog.

Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog.

If my cat does that someday, I would just love her more. And I would laugh <3


1 year ago ( 154 notes ) + via
#AMANDA #AHHHH
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