That time that Josephine demanded half of Italy during the divorce proceedings.
Kenneth Branagh, Craig Ferguson and european homosexual subtext.
Possibly the best interview ever conducted known to man.
Imagine Person A of your OTP is a werewolf. Oddly enough, the closer it gets to a full moon, the more mannerisms of a dog they display! (Bonus points if, as a joke, Person B buys them chew toys)
You have no idea how much more bearable you made every single day
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
basically when I find an RP partner with similar interests and writing style and everything works perfectly: mine. mine forever. go away other people. you can’t have.
I find it comical when women think I care about
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Bumps or discoloration
If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first
This turned me on
I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant
i love this
Shut up. I needed a kitten stealing a pancake on my blog.
Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog.
If my cat does that someday, I would just love her more. And I would laugh <3